Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says, "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML
Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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SSC_fml 0
Wow, haha, that's messed up but anythings possible nowadays! I'm sure her boyfriend was pretty embarassed-- and maybe even her..
scorpioserpent 1
so she's a cougar?
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Comments (70)
wowfmlife 0
how is your life f***ed?
saxlover 0
How is that an FML? You probably complimented her.
neverland_fml 0
So wait, what? She's dating her son? :|
mutant_zebra 0
Maybe they are the same person.
hannah_b_fml 0
I think that might have been my mom... Where do you live?
volleyballluver 0
cougar.
madomis 0
It's spelled.. MOM not mum.
average_girl 0
#47 in some countries they spell it differently.. dont be so ignorent
Amystika 0
kay, about the "mum", as #48 said, other countries spell it differently. I believe England spells it "mum" and not "mom". Stop being ignorant and learn about what you're talking about before you make yourself look like an idiot. FYL. and eh, this is alright, not great. cougar has been spotted, end of story.
1337Steph 0
#43 No, the OP just automatically assumed it was her son, but it wasn't. #47 I hope you do realize that other places in the world spells words differently. Try to learn this before you go around correcting other people.