Intimacy: Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream...

By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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You deserved it 31 904

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By fml - 07/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 17:02 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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You deserved it 4 348

By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

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You deserved it 9 652

By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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You deserved it 30 481

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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bubblybrooke 12

Friday 26 February 2010 23:04

LMFAO

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 26 February 2010 23:07

...Bon appetitty?

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Jogan1234 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:19

BATjr 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:29

lollll

LmFaO4realz 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:33

woooo lmfao

rawr_iliketacos 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:36

that sucks, it's okay.. my mom walked in on my boyfriend and I having sex lol

Roflmaaark 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:48

YUM.

mmalenky 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 2:04

did she join in?

pink_shades 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 2:37

akward. o.O

Sixpakastan 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 2:37

Threesome FTW

louie111887 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 2:41

that's so hot lol

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 2:41

lmfao #91, if i was the guy id be like "NO ONE SAW ME DO IT!!!" then jump out the window

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Same thing different taste

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