Miscellaneous: Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in...

By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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Hygienic

By imfullthanks - 14/03/2009 23:06 - Norway

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 04:33 - Canada

Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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Late arrival

By Nikki Lynn Richardson - 18/05/2020 02:00

Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML

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Taking the piss

By allie - 31/05/2021 22:01

Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:56

i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.

Nuklear 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:54

clever.

Comments

circayouandme 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:52

Ha ha ha your mom is a little crazy

hootch 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:53

#6. i don't push my beliefs on anyone don't do that it's rude. is rude a sin? now was your mom trying to test you or show your dad she's not prego?

skladek 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:53

So......when are you due?

Melanie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:02

Next time give her a glass of apple juice. If she comments on it being cloudy, offer to run it through again...and chug it in front of her.

docxxx 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 4:23

I loled at this ahahahahahaha. that's awesome

holly_fly 34

Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:06

This should be top comment ???

FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:07

wow dat sucks....wuld suck even more if u r preggers.... Note: I believe in God.....and i also believe that number 6 is TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY INSANE!!!! Just saying.....

silentfirefly 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:27

That's a little paranoid, not to mention untrustworthy... @6 No one cares about your religious fanaticism. Her mom wasn't doing "the Lord's work" - I don't think he needs any help with his job. Not to mention, if I believed in God, I would believe he'd have much bigger issues to care about than teens fooling around.

stephfml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:33

LOL 6 you are hilarious or was that fo real?!

basketball03 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:34

ahahaha im going with #5

ellykhoshkele 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:34

ohk... but i think u deserved that!!! i mean someone here said something about u loosing her trust now? well did u ever think that she has lost all trust in you?!?!?!?! i mean how have u acted that she has to go to such horrible measures to find out the truth?!?! and i mean u are living in HER house! so her rules! and i think that its really rude to call her mum a "bitch"! have u guys tot about the fact that her mum worried about her SO much that she did this? and did u guys think that her mum worried about her SO much because she LOVES HER SO MUCH????