Miscellaneous: Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in...

By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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Hygienic

By imfullthanks - 14/03/2009 23:06 - Norway

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 04:33 - Canada

Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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Late arrival

By Nikki Lynn Richardson - 18/05/2020 02:00

Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML

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Taking the piss

By allie - 31/05/2021 22:01

Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:56

i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.

Nuklear 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:54

clever.

Comments

stellaellaola 0

Friday 13 March 2009 18:39

you're an idiot, and wayyy to naive about mothers. urine...for an allergy test...and this was done AT HOME? CMON NOW!~

bahua 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 0:03

Seems like dishonest parents tend to have dishonest kids.

ellykhoshkele 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 17:33

#86, 1-i dun see the point of spelling correctly here since its not an essay 2- where i live (english speaking country) that IS how they spell things in short form! 3- i graduated extremely early! 4- i finished high school a looooooooooong time ago! 5- i do not think i m smart! i was just saying i am giving the mother a benefit of doubt but I DO NOT AGREE WITH WHAT SHE DID!!!!!!!!! and the other person who called my stuff bullshit, i dont care what u think!!! i am who i am and i respect others! unlike u!

SingingFarmGirl 14

Wednesday 9 October 2013 5:58

Yes... you 'respect' others. I can say from experience that anyone who has taken a proper English composition class now feels as though it's completely taboo to misspell words, use improper grammar, or use text speak. For the love of candy corn, I know someone who really did graduate early. She doesn't even use text speak when texting.

cirrat 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:16

Yo, I'm a pretty heavy allergic to several stuff, but really, get yourself more info - I have yet to find out about the allergy that is tested by an urine sample :-) And perhaps - how about stop flaming, people? It doesn't solve anything, just strokes the ego of internet bodybuilders...

aah134 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:11

hahahaha, Nice job mom, lol

myster1ous 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:00

Wow, that's crazy.

Sagacious 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:34

Wow, I agree with #1 that's pretty smart of her, and naive of you you to believe her lmao

omnisciencex 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:34

1: Seriously sad that you fell for that. 2: If you've never had sex and never given your mom a reason to think you have, she needs help and you need to talk with her. 3: If you are sexually active, it was still a little weird of her to be sneaky about it, but i agree that you shouldn't over react because she'll probably be there to help you if you ever do get pregnant whether you keep the baby or not.