FML : Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML

Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TheLostCauseFML - / Sunday 31 December 2018 08:00 / United States - Quitman

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By exileonmainst | 15

#7581068 - Sunday 31 December 2018 15:26

And then your cat destroyed the potato along with the last of your toilet paper.

By Dave_Davington | 31

#7581066 - Sunday 31 December 2018 15:21

I hate it when that happens.

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By Dave_Davington | 31

#7581066 - Sunday 31 December 2018 15:21

I hate it when that happens.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7581068 - Sunday 31 December 2018 15:26

And then your cat destroyed the potato along with the last of your toilet paper.

By boopingsnoot | 23

#7581078 - Sunday 31 December 2018 16:09

I call those "anxiety bullshit" dreams

By mt21mt | 15

#7581080 - Sunday 31 December 2018 16:40

Well, at least you are partway to having a seven course Irish dinner- 6 beers and a potato.

By manb91uk | 21

#7581083 - Sunday 31 December 2018 17:00

I guess you might say your subconscious has had its chips, eh?

By Morgan B. Moxley | 7

#7581165 - Monday 1 January 2018 6:21

That better be the best GD dream potato in existence, for $22!

By devi_916 | 39

#7581299 - Monday 1 January 2018 19:52

Potatoes are worth it. They're so versatile and delicious.

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7581377 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 0:48

For $22 it should be unbreakable

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7581432 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 6:36

That potato better have been the size of a shopping cart!

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7581433 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 6:36

How big was this potato?

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