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By TheLostCauseFML - 31/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Quitman

Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML

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By Sarcasmo - 12/07/2016 20:04 - United States - Madison

Today, I'm so broke that I had to get a refund for my unopened hummus, just so I'd be able to afford the bus fare to get to work tomorrow. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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By abbiexo97 - 09/05/2019 14:00

Today, I had a dream that I had to abandon my shopping at the checkout due to lack of funds. Even in my dreams I don’t have any money. FML

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By Tanuki_paws - 26/08/2012 21:05 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML

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By Username - 01/07/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

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You deserved it 12 774

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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You deserved it 5 925

By amused - 23/06/2014 21:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 15:38 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML

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You deserved it 5 243

By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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By PolarBear2020 - 04/10/2022 12:00

Today, I've been broke for so long that I felt a pang of envy when a character in a movie said that that they'd bought a tiny cup from a gift shop. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Sunday 31 December 2017 15:26

And then your cat destroyed the potato along with the last of your toilet paper.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 31 December 2017 15:21

I hate it when that happens.

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Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 31 December 2017 15:21

I hate it when that happens.

exileonmainst 16

Sunday 31 December 2017 15:26

And then your cat destroyed the potato along with the last of your toilet paper.

boopingsnoot 24

Sunday 31 December 2017 16:09

I call those "anxiety bullshit" dreams

mt21mt 15

Sunday 31 December 2017 16:40

Well, at least you are partway to having a seven course Irish dinner- 6 beers and a potato.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 31 December 2017 17:00

I guess you might say your subconscious has had its chips, eh?

Morgan B. Moxley 7

Monday 1 January 2018 6:21

That better be the best GD dream potato in existence, for $22!

devi_916 39

Monday 1 January 2018 19:52

Potatoes are worth it. They're so versatile and delicious.

gobiteme2 34

Tuesday 2 January 2018 0:48

For $22 it should be unbreakable

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 2 January 2018 6:36

That potato better have been the size of a shopping cart!

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 2 January 2018 6:36

How big was this potato?

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