FML : Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML

Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TheLostCauseFML - / Sunday 31 December 2018 08:00 / United States - Quitman

Money

Health

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By exileonmainst | 15

#7581068 - Sunday 31 December 2018 15:26

And then your cat destroyed the potato along with the last of your toilet paper.

By Dave_Davington | 27

#7581066 - Sunday 31 December 2018 15:21

I hate it when that happens.

Comments

By Dave_Davington | 27

#7581066 - Sunday 31 December 2018 15:21

I hate it when that happens.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7581068 - Sunday 31 December 2018 15:26

And then your cat destroyed the potato along with the last of your toilet paper.

By boopingsnoot | 23

#7581078 - Sunday 31 December 2018 16:09

I call those "anxiety bullshit" dreams

By mt21mt | 15

#7581080 - Sunday 31 December 2018 16:40

Well, at least you are partway to having a seven course Irish dinner- 6 beers and a potato.

By manb91uk | 20

#7581083 - Sunday 31 December 2018 17:00

I guess you might say your subconscious has had its chips, eh?

By Morgan B. Moxley | 7

#7581165 - Monday 1 January 2018 6:21

That better be the best GD dream potato in existence, for $22!

By devi_916 | 39

#7581299 - Monday 1 January 2018 19:52

Potatoes are worth it. They're so versatile and delicious.

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7581377 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 0:48

For $22 it should be unbreakable

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7581432 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 6:36

That potato better have been the size of a shopping cart!

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7581433 - Tuesday 2 January 2018 6:36

How big was this potato?

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I got mugged for my phone. I stupidly offered to give the guy my money if he'd let me keep my phone. He took both. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent,...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Money

Health

Nearly

Today, at 1am, the kitchen sink pipe came away from the fitting and flooded the cupboards with dirty dishwater. #FML @NicolaMDavidson

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today as a priest I was invited to the home of a lady who claimed Jesus face had appeared to her. She took me upstairs to her bathroom, it was poo, she...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

India

Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...

Germany

Today, my boss gave our coffee machine to her sister-in-law. I work in a cafe. FML

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos