Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
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I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.
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KiwiLime 0
your mother needs help. mental hospital help.
yanna227 0
crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"
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Comments (245)
ilaleahcim 6
YDI for being a bogan family.
JordanDanyelle09 0
? wow really retard?
ilaleahcim 6
Really. Retard.
oliver86 8
get an AVO
Juneyah1017 9
your mother doesn't need help, she needs a dick in her. find her a man that can treat her right.
cufaoil 11
finding her a man would still be helping her....
CoachLlama 5
This is not a normal activity of a mother. I feel sorry for your dad and the rest of the people that have to be around this tsunami of crazy. Doubt she realizes that she is different in a bad way though, so unlikely for her to seek help. This is only the opinion of a professional Llama.
daniella4680 0
How about you invite her in and you throw a cup of tea in her face?
Tarvo1 0
Or an entire kettle of boiling water.
i8thelastcookeii 0
^this.
stevenmx86 8
She sounds like she needs help op... Maybe you should call the authorities.. Fyl
ninjadude853 0
your mom Is freaking cazy
Stumblebum30 5
I feel like there is a whole lot more to this story undaid than just a psycho mom.
ilaleahcim 6
Agreed.
sherley16 0
you should get her the **** out of your house!!!!
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
I want to kill ur mother. that's insane, y would she do that!?