Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
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I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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KiwiLime 0
your mother needs help. mental hospital help.
yanna227 0
crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"
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Comments (245)
slickrasta 1
Institutionalize your mother.
TheDrummingResul 0
******* bitch.. forget her ass in a home...
RoBeRtA_fml 1
I really feel for you. She sounds like my mom, and she actually turned out to be mentally unstable. FYL
0opsie 6
Your mom has serious mental issues (not trying to be mean, just being honest) and she sounds dangerous. If you can't get away from her for yourself, do it for your baby.
imcharp 5
Sounds like my psycho mom. Best of luck with that.
kittydidit 0
Two words: restraining order. You have to protect your baby and make sure she knows only love and kindness. :)
mhzsleerdam 0
u need to mend that relationship before comin on fml!!!!
danielsharpwoo 0
I think your mum is crazy...
miisd3eee 0
omg >< that's just mean!!
saragr94 2
i hope this is not true.