Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
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I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.
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KiwiLime 0
your mother needs help. mental hospital help.
yanna227 0
crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"
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Comments (245)
losemymind 0
You know you can sue your mom for property damage
JustJaredfied 0
two words restraining order!
zendaddy0 0
I'm starting to wonder who the mother is and who the whiny little bitchey daughter is
SAgirl 24
Wow.... what a psycho bitch.... she has issues.. you need let the cops handle her... even if shes your mom... that's totally not right of her.
elowyn4life 0
crazy
hahaalolz 0
I call bullshit.
howtragic 5
@ #155- sound familiar to you, does it?
Iluv2D_fml 0
What a ****!
everlife_333 3
your mom sounds like a psychotic bitch FYL
gunman15 4
you don't need a mother like that