Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
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Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, I found out that my toxic mother-in-law's retirement plans include moving in with us when she gets old. The death glares I’m getting from my wife right now are so worth the satisfaction I got from telling that evil old bat I’d burn the house down first before I let her move into it with us. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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saraitkddh 47
It is obvious that she is doing this out if evil intentions so maybe try to put her in a nursing home and visit her every week at least.
legendforge 5
Yeah it's totally acceptable to say no to that.
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Comments (110)
graceface1031 7
"Mother-in-maw"
Sathane 21
Considering that she's your mother in law and your wife (her daughter) can't even stand her for longer than two weeks, why doesn't your wife tell her that she's not moving in?
RA91 26
You know it's serious when her own daughter can stand her.
othehugemanatee 8
This is the perfect example of why the word "No," was invented.
Aya_rose 5
She should have asked you if she could move in before selling her house. tell her no. you're all adults and should be respected as such.
Oyas12 14
"mother-in-maw" XD how does that happen? My mistake, they are pretty close but...
loserman67 36
Three words to add to your vocabulary, "No ******* Way"... Learn it, Know it, Live it... Oh, BTW Good Luck
AquaManatee 8
If neither of you are happy then you should kick her out
kalbrek009 20
With all the money she made from the sale of her house...she can now afford to just rent herself a room at the local assisted living center & they can take care of her when she gets to that point in her life...just say NO to "monster-in-law" moving in...you are under no obligation to house her whatsoever (legal or otherwise)
jelrid 30
Since you're mother-in-law just sold her house, it sounds like she's got enough money for a hotel room, or appartment