Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, I found out that my toxic mother-in-law's retirement plans include moving in with us when she gets old. The death glares I’m getting from my wife right now are so worth the satisfaction I got from telling that evil old bat I’d burn the house down first before I let her move into it with us. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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saraitkddh 47
It is obvious that she is doing this out if evil intentions so maybe try to put her in a nursing home and visit her every week at least.
legendforge 5
Yeah it's totally acceptable to say no to that.
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Comments (110)
Matheo_fml 21
As so many said before: Say NO! Polite or unpolite depends on the situation after you said NO!
cyberI7 13
Have a few parties with some questionable guests that hit on Maw. She will either run or live with you forever.
interesting33 37
So she didn't discuss it with you?
eatsteak 20
just because she sold her house, dont let her guilt you inti anything you dont want to do. ydi if you let her live when you all dont want hwr there
thesinginguy 18
You know she can't legally so that without both of you saying its okay. So kick her out.
YawMoney 14
Rent her a place
jazalea8 16
Tell her no. If she tries, call the police. It is not her legal place of residence, and she is not invited. If need be, get a restraining order...
vikky538 29
walk nude in house couple days..third days she will be out...
Chazzzor 10
Grow a pair and say no!
aleyp63 13
welp mother in law is an anagram for woman hitler anyway.. goodluck op
Garnetshaddow 30
I laughed way too hard at that...