Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML
Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML
Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
Today, I made a joke about having a wedding to my mom and she told me not to joke about something that will probably never happen. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
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Top comments
DestinyNiya 33
Don't worry, OP, we all feel you.
Psyker_Girl 13
Don't worry, we all love Dean Winchester.
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Comments (73)
HotFrosty 14
I've met people who I liked but then they turned out it be fictional.
chocolatelover96 14
Fiction is often WAY better than reality, so it's perfectly natural to develop feelings for someone who exhibits behaviours we'd all like real people to have. You're not alone OP
RockstarJAy 16
Please don't tell me it was an anime character.
pharm121 21
It's time to leave your fandoms OP log off tumblr. Sad sad day.
DontBeRude 14
Actually, I don't really know how to use Tumblr.
narnianstars 8
I'm still waiting for the doctor to show up.
princesspeachxox 18
This is a direct copy from an old tumblr post ☕️?
Waschlappen 23
Mr. Darcy will always have a special place in my heart!
worldclassrager 41
This point of using the term of price charming does really fit...but I think we all have someone in a book that we can't have
SkipBeatOtaku 33
I don't remember posting this... Or moving to California...
Frechy 24
Supernatural? ;)