Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
mymomsstupid
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Anonymous
He's a keeper
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
kennedygeeee
United States
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Anonymous
Blair, United States
Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML
why.mom
Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
~__~
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
Anonymous
United States
I did warn you…
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Anonymous
Fun for all the family
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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FUUUandyourmom 16
I'd love to know what provoked that.
cjcstuart 7
Idk who to feel sorry for. You, your mom, or your dad:/
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Comments (153)
aceofspace320 5
Someday my kid might be able to relate to that OP :(
BunBunBabe 8
Your mom must be scary as hell
maybeBabe 8
My mother is a man and my father wishes he were
Maddidaddi 0
You're probably a country bumpkin. That's happens all the time.
Buzzy123 7
Well in Soviet Russia..
Maddidaddi 0
This fml was partially funny until you guys started arguing with people you'll never see about an age old problem.
THE_A_TEEN 28
This an unfunny FML with a real problem that the FML Staff has chosen. It wasn't meant to be funny.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Would you laugh if the OP's dad beat her mom? Abuse is never funny regardless of who is abusing who.
paradiseisland01 0
Your father must had have to done something to deserve
DjeePee 25
Ofcourse he must, sweetie. It's impossible that a woman just like to gain power over her husband by beating him to crap. And if the husband truely did something bad, like spending to much money on games, forgetting to buy milk, cheat on her... then ofcourse he deserves to be beaten into the hospital. *Pat on the head* Now go back playing Neopets, honey, hush hush. The grown-ups are talking.
chels1994 11
No one should ever deal with abuse. I don't give a damn if you're male or female, but you don't abuse anyone and if someone abuses you, they deserve to be locked up. On another hand, I feel sorry for you OP and you shouldn't have to be involved with this
LulusLemon 8
hahaha. I love this
Traderr32 0
HAHAHAHA.
THE_A_TEEN 28
How is this funny? How would you like if if your Dad starts beating your mom, or vice versa. ******* ****. Abuse is not funny.