Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
He's a keeper
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML
Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML
I did warn you…
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Fun for all the family
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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FUUUandyourmom 16
I'd love to know what provoked that.
cjcstuart 7
Idk who to feel sorry for. You, your mom, or your dad:/
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Comments (153)
effmylife912 0
your mom deserves it... some women think it's ok to abuse men just because we are weaker, but she's gotta have some respect. your dad clearly isn't the one in jail because he had the patience.
thehuntress309 12
Lol sounds like something I'd do...
THE_A_TEEN 28
What? You are willing to abuse your spouse? GTFO of earth and civilized society, NOW!
Jasonf6 0
Good to know it goes both ways and its not just the man who ends up in jail. Also, tell your dad to grow a pair.
linkinpark98 24
This makes me think back to an asdf movie I saw on YouTube.. "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!"
pagullarka 9
I can see that happening
lively12 0
First time I've heard of a woman beating the shit out of her husband. It's always the other way around.
CaptNomNom 17
Cool story bro!
ch3s 4
YDI trolls, by saying he deserves it, you are saying he/she deserves his mother beating his dad and going to jail, leaving him/her with only a (bruised and sore) father. Now how is that reasonable?
Calyx_fml 22
Good.
williamcarter93 13
She deserves the same punishment as a man would get. Beating is beating no matter the gender of the abuser