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By xXMudkipNoobXx - 13/01/2012 01:20 - United States

Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By guess who - 07/05/2021 13:59

Today, I made a 99 on my history test. Proud of myself, I went to tell my mom. She cut me off to say, "If it’s less than a 100, you’re fucking grounded." FML

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By Not a cheater - 21/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Anonyme - 22/06/2016 04:05

Today, my parents, who aren’t usually lenient, allowed me to have my boyfriend over. We started to cuddle, things got a little heated, but then my sister walks in and says, “You do my math homework, or I tell mom what you guys were doing.” I don’t remember middle school math being this hard. FML

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By failedexam - 06/11/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

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By PNeil - 13/11/2019 14:00

Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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daisyismydog 3

Friday 13 January 2012 8:51

The key word is "almost"

Pentium_4 27

Friday 13 January 2012 8:58

of course you never know in an FML, but OP could be a 19 year old in a level 101 algebra class and his sister could be a 2 year old that knocked over a candle

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Blueglasscup 18

Friday 13 January 2012 9:19

Asian family?

Madden12 6

Friday 13 January 2012 9:21

Yes, "almost".. OP you little brat, I bet you care more about the fact that your mom was upset over your test than you personally did about the house almost burning down. Mom and Pop are always gonna provide a roof over your head so you can bring home D's... right?

SmallBean 12

Friday 13 January 2012 10:28

I think you might have down syndrome...

_Ferrari_ 5

Friday 13 January 2012 9:27

Algebra isn't hard man. I'm pretty sure there is tutoring available at your school. Go to it. It helps.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 13 January 2012 9:32

This is like every Asian parent.

chrissylove2010 0

Friday 13 January 2012 9:39

I can relate kid :-/

barleyguy 17

Friday 13 January 2012 18:08

As can i

old09 11

Friday 13 January 2012 9:53

Almost doesn't count except horseshoes and hand grenades Old saying but it still works

RomanBeauty 0

Friday 13 January 2012 9:55

Well see, you DID get a 67, and she only ALMOST set the house on fire. Next time, just almost get a 67 and successfully burn your house down :)

A100893 30

Friday 13 January 2012 10:09

Priorities, priorities. The house didn't burn down, and unluckily for you, your Algebra test wasn't burned either. Study harder for next time?

khaya 9

Friday 13 January 2012 10:28

Should have turned that 6 into a 8 it's not that hard.

heraclitus 1

Friday 13 January 2012 10:48

Wel offcorce she wil, noone wants to hav stupudity under their roof! Go study!!

Branflakes78 13

Friday 13 January 2012 13:18

And your talking about stupidity!! reread your comment

akvandervort 21

Friday 13 January 2012 13:38

*you're

YayFlameWarz 9

Friday 13 January 2012 15:02

Cant tell if trolling or just very very stupid...

lon86 3

Friday 13 January 2012 15:31

Yes. Maybe you should study harder! Or you speak from experience that you got kicked out. At the age of 7 by the looks of your spelling and grammar ability

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