Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
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Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cold reading bullshit merchant
Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
Anonymous
Keeping up
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Anonymous
Longmont, United States
Bad thought
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
BtoTheRtoTheTTK
Winter Haven, United States
Holy stereotypes, mom!
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
lil_munchkinjen
United Kingdom
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
TedX
Denial
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Anonymous
Stop using this as an excuse
Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML
Anonymous
Oak Ridge, United States
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Eagle
United States
Casual
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
shouldhaveknown
Australia
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Top comments
DocBastard 38
I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".
Ukeee_X 19
She needs a hobby.
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Comments (91)
jewelz1012 11
Convince him it's because you saw her cheating... With a woman!! and that's supposed to be your role model!?!? Smh
icepick23 12
Tell her to keep her sexual fantasies to herself
hewro_failure 11
Your mom actually seems pretty funny. It shouldn't matter you aren't actually a lesbian and I would play along just to freak your dad out ha
CreepInTheCorner 11
Just go with it. Gives you more flexibility to hang out with boys, yeah? :)
iwasnotonfire 1
I read your name, Anonymous, as Androgynous, making this even better.
sweetypieluvsyou 9
Been there-.-
liaRawr 9
Ahah! It's a joke lighten up
doglover100 28
Someone needs a new hobby.
fantasyworld 37
She needs a hobby.
marier00 19
haha ? well, atleast u know shes not a homophobe