Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
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Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
Does she even know he abuses you? If she does then yeah, FYL big time, if not, then you should probably tell her.
HSOMGF 5
Sounds like you need to break up with your mom, too.
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Comments (188)
misscalimar 10
get a new boyfriend who will protect you :)
redbluegreen 41
That would be an incredibly stupid thing to do.
emariebake 0
shouldn't need a date to protect you in your own home.
perradize 0
Bitch slap her &'d as you run away tell her: Now you see how I feel when he's around! Fyl though
OneLittleAdditio 9
lol that actually is pretty smart! :]
shoopd 19
What does "&'d" mean?! The ampersand (& <--- that guy right there) already means "and". So...WTF?
Scalabrine44 0
people are stupid and don't know how things work... just ignore they're ignorance ;)
Scalabrine44 0
*their... dammit now I sound stupid :(
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
sometimes when on mobile things like brackets, apostrophe's etc show up weird. it has happened to me a few times when updating facebook from my phone the odd time I do it. that or she's just a stupid bitch...
kathrynclw 0
like :)
wessman 0
^^^ and that is exactly why you never mess with a black woman
bmboente15 0
Is that how you treat your mother? Bitch.
Heather_x0x0 6
does your mom even know you're being abused by your bf? actually...why would your mom miss your bf? that's a little weird..
cptmorgan15 2
She can't get the D if he's not around.
kinga08 0
I get the feeling that OP's mom doesn't know that her ex-boyfriend is abusive. No mother in her right mind, no matter how whacked in the head she can be, would want to be within an arms length of someone that harmed their child. Girls tend to protect their significant others by not telling their parents certain things about them, even if they are abusive, to preserve the impression their parents have of that person. Do I agree with it? No, but love makes people do stupid things. As for the mom missing him, I get it because my mom and my boyfriend get along really well. Whenever he hasn't been over for a while, she asks where he's been and demands he come over for dinner or something. Not in a nasty, perverted way, but my mom just enjoys his company and wants to make him feel welcome.
theset3 0
and she enjoys when tht significant other makes u feel good. makes the mom feel rite
HeavyMetalViking 0
And I wouldn't be surprised if you found leather whips and handcuffs in your Mum's bedroom.
Predental 5
wwaaaaattttttt!? bet u didn expect that
Mr40Hands 5
sad story
RockstarRN 10
F your mom!
largefoofighter 0
ew that's gross
10thPrestige 0
I don't think you want to do her, she's a balloon.
triggerit 5
she really wants to be f&&d by op's b/f...
alicethehatter 0
If your mom doesn't know about the abuse, you need to tell her. If she does know, and you have no other place to live, then get a restraining order on yout ex. Best of luck; I hope it works out.
trans_amgirl97 5
maybe she doesn't know you should probably tell
Cairo_Sanchez 8
wtf?!? your dad around? tell him to talk some sense into her or have him around at all times. lady is crazy!