Money: Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML

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cprompt 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:20

Dude, those quantum pendants are dangerous. I got one and now I randomly phase between the universe and an alternate one.

zoopooz 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:05

Your mom is duuuuuuuuuuuuuumb. Kill her.

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dontknowmuchelse 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:12

shouldn't this be, **** her life?

blackbetty_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:29

For some reason, when I was reading this, I thought you were talking about your girlfriend and was going post "dump that idiot".

abudhabi 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:12

my mom is just as retarded about buying that kind of garbage shes all into this new age energy stuff she has a pretty little rock collection like several hundred dollars worth its fine when its just a hobby but when it starts eating up money...... i feel your pain Every bit of it

lauren_maclean_9 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:51

those work and i believe in them 100% ... jumb ass (ps. i love the jonas brothers)

lologirl419 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:34

I agree... parents are effing hypocrites. Slap your mother across the face. XD

Brokenshelf 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:52

Of course this is a fml. Having a dumb mother would clearly affect your quality of life.

IMz0r 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

LOL! Always wondered how they stayed in business.

IMz0r 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:53

NO! NO /endnerdjokes! Scalar energy? Hope that helps her fat ass! . .. ...

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:05

Well, your parents are always right. Just listen to it and walk away.

CyberPunkTink 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:29

>.> I should slap you for saying thay

Pwibble 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:01

THERE GOES YOUR COLLEGE FUND :( Also, me and my buddies doing chemistry doctorates find the amount of quackery with "quantum" in it HILARIOUS. But sad. But, mostly HILARIOUS. Buy her a copy of the war on reason or something... or, since your family doesn't have any money any more, just a dictionary with the word 'placebo' highlighted XD