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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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You deserved it 14 058

Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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You deserved it 2 991

By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 3 914

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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You deserved it 2 009

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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You deserved it 2 709

Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 684

By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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You deserved it 2 499

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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You deserved it 3 065

By anonymous - 14/06/2016 16:47 - United States - Inverness

Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML

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You deserved it 1 215

Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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boydeee01 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:06

Take her meth, then lecture her back.

davexs 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:06

First try getting her help and if she doesnt want or doesnt help if you are 18 or above move but you cant let her take you down with her.

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obviousboy 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:42

Now that takes balls.

AuronDante 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:17

Meth, Not even once.

jose18 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:45

Put your mom in rehab quick

DreBeezy 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:27

That.......is a little unnecessary.

SecretMe00 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:32

My mom use to be a user too. Every paycheck I earned went straight to her addiction. I feel your pain OP. Get out of that situation ASAP!

Timja83 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:54

You need to go to a close family member and tell them you can't live with her anymore. If you stay, you are only going to go down with her!

Invalid_user_nam 0

Friday 6 January 2012 13:55

Wow. For once there is some good advice.

LALALALagirrl 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:25

Hey, mother knows best!

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:25

This is why they made headphones. Use them! They are good for you.

Lysergic 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:31

Sell her meth for a new bed!

jlperry31 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:06

tell her u want her to get help.

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Today, I got fired from my new job. It was the start of my third week, and I got fired for not opening the store. The manager forgot to give me keys to open the store, and was two hours late. FML

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Same thing different taste

Boozehound

Overreacting much?

Judgmental much!?

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