fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Loot
United States
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Bucyrus, United States
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
FalkensLabyrinth
Gardner, United States
Tact
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
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yahididit 0
ouchhh...
ThatBrownChick 0
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)
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Comments (218)
xxtheman15xx 0
YDI
Raleigh_bruh 7
Just the mental image of a random kid's face as his mom hands him a Weight Watchers brochure. Priceless. :]
Granddragon 0
mission accomplished Mom: 1 Fatman: 0
LosAngelesSon 8
aha YDI for being fat!
Granddragon 0
eat your food fatty ding dongs...we loooves you.
GROWNsimba 0
are you fat? just asking
linx468 8
Well his username kinda gives it away doesn't it, and one thing you shouldn't do on fml, ask the op a question, then wait for an answer, cos in most cases, they just post one fml and never use the account again. :(
anabby62907 0
how ungrateful if it would have been a bad mom she would just let yu qlget fatter as each day goes by but she actually wants you to be healthy. i dont see the fml here.
KelceyLoves 0
Haaappy birthday to yoooou!!
CRrawsum 7
well atleast she cares..... be thankful
ScarletAshes 0
:-/ your mom cares about your health.