Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
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Jordan10la 0
Put it in the fridge at your work. I hear people steal lunches all the time at some places.
madame_fml 0
Ewww O_o you didn't realize the smell at all?
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Comments (128)
RolliePollie 5
But wouldn't you have checked the bag before leaving? Or even smelling the stench of the bag?! Like seriously?
qwertyuiop8989 0
SOOOOOOOOOO UN-ORIGINAL!! omg! atleast be creative when you are making up FML's....go look back and read all the similar stories like this.
frodub 0
This isn't true... what size lunch are you taking that your bag is the same size as a bag of cat litter? you must be taking a lunch to feed a small child. and if it really were true, which it isn't, then YDI for not noticing how heavy it is, dumbo
ohhhhshizzz 0
What is #9 talking about, but it is ****** hilarious. And yeah, wtf? Maybe this dudes a kid and has to work during spring break. Ah, now that's a thought that truly sucks ass. And I really don't trust this one. but why would she put it on the counter, instead of the TRASH. but 4 yeah i understand i would totally do that.
blahblahblah2 0
ur mom still makes ur lunch? thats a sign time to move out
Jaxro 6
YUMMY!
hehe_oops 2
they never said there mum made the lunch just that they were both in brown bags
skierguy 0
Haha #30. Answer: "I grabbed my lunch. Oh, did you guys think I grabbed a bag of turds? Ewww, you guys are gross."
were_giraffe 2
#1 yeah that's what I was going to say... and um... Two bags side by side. You know one has cat poop and one has food. Why not check before you take it? Or write on the bags... "Lunch" and "Cat Feces" ?
ned_schneebley 0
definitely right #10. seriously though. ****. who puts dog shit in a paper bag on the counter. i guess theyre related to the same person who still lives with their mom and has her make them lunch when he goes to WORK. FOR ADULTS. not to sound like a total dick cheese, but really. come on.
fmlsarah 0
more like, "Today, I still live with my mom and I have a job. FML"