Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML
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potentpotable 0
YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.
eshy 0
This is why you don't drink and drive.
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Comments (116)
chinchilla_fml 0
#3 - I agree. You definitely deserved that one.
shinymaster3000 23
I want to know how your mom reacted
Eternity_fml 0
#6 said what I was gonna say. Why didn't you park the car first, and then pick up the coffee out of the cupholder?
LetItFlow57 7
Why didn't he leave the cup in the cup holder? It's already supposed to keep it still.
spankyness 0
And you will never drive your parents car again... Women.
appleworker 0
Maybe a reason existed why your mother didn't ever let you drive the Porsche? you are the type of person who would run me over on my motorcycle.
glitter_tits 0
now we know why you're not allowed to drive the porsche .
marris 0
Umm look at the facts. The car was wrecked because of a stupid mistake. Guys do that more than 5 times as frequently girls - why do you think car insurance for males costs more than double what it costs for females. If someone was really stupid enough to do this, odds are more than likely they were male.
Lapy_fml 0
Sexest enough? **** you.
1greatsk8er 0
go to hell chick
changuit0 0
Fawk you lady Ur just mad u aint got a penis XD
undeadonion 0
If a vibrating phone makes you spill coffee and crash a car, please don't drive anymore. Damn. Yeah, either that, or this is bullshit.
anjuna 0
ya no kidding u crashed a porche wtf
uscscreenwriter 0
#16, car insurance for guys cost so much more because they know they won't be able to raise the rates after accidents as often as they will with women.
Demixie 14
Actually car insurance for first time drivers in their teens for guys are more expensive than for girls because teen guys are more likely to show off and wreck/damage cars. It's a way to motivate them to be less likely to do reckless things and make it cost even more. After first time insured fees and age fees go down men and women pay around the same.
Broc 0
Are you ******* retarded? A small buzz made you spaz out and wreck the car? God forbid the doorbell should ring while you're holding your infant child some day...