Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
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Top comments
aFatFuck 0
She's kind of a bitch
hoonyer 17
Shes gonna milk him for all hes got
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Comments (76)
BighornB 0
She'll get hers in the end.
VicmahnFml 0
BITCH
tornado_tongue 0
Black mail your mother then tell your dad what's coming.
julian_96 0
What a using **
incrapper 7
what a bitch, tell your pops
kitsune3 20
Wow. That seriously bites. No offense, but your mom's rather cruel to surprise you with that kind of stressful news and then pile forced secrecy on top of it. To make you help her plan ahead for what's to come after the divorce is just overkill, and it's tortorous to you, because it keeps the impending advent of the divorce fresh on your mind. I bet you're feeling pretty depressed. Poor you. :( Good thing you decided to vent it. It helps at least a little to get that kind of thing out. I'm so sorry for your suffering. I hope things get better soon.
spec2662 0
Your mom is a bitch in my opinion.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Uhhh... you need to pull an Anakin here and defect to your father's camp, asap. Your mother is... err, selfish to be politically correct... not to mention modest, annnnnd you might want to consider living with the parental guardian who *doesn't* command you to lie and conceal something that will definitely devastate someone they're supposed to love. Yeah. You might want to blow this one up in her face. Obvious details and personal-relationship-parameters notwithstanding... what's to prevent your mother from enacting a similar strategy with *you*? You may need to establish a "don't f* with me OR ELSE" policy early on with this woman; better you make the rules than she does. Tell your father immediately.
MissyBoo13 0
I am really sorry
Amy_Skye 0
ew! tell your dad! thats so scumbaggy!!