Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
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aFatFuck 0
She's kind of a bitch
hoonyer 17
Shes gonna milk him for all hes got
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Comments (76)
HumanWiki 8
Your mom is a royal ****.
ikickgingers 15
No offensive to you but your mom is a ***** and a user. Your fml states so perfectly. YDI what kind of mother plays her child against their own father. And what kind of child would let that slide ?
pink_raindrops 26
I completely agree, I'm surprised any daughter would actually help with something like that. It's hard to be caught in the middle but that is rediculous
sublime420 11
Hopefully she ends up out on her ass with nowhere to go and no alimony.
oops_im_fucked 8
That'd be a great sight. cheating ****** deserve no better than that.
LizzieBvBfan 5
I totally get why everyone is like 'she is a bitch' but sometimes things go on which you dont know about between them. For instance your dad could have hit your mum or had an affair ect. Or your mum could just be a bitch.
ikickgingers 15
Yeah I get that but why keep him around for renovations though if he's that much of a dbag? She sounds like my mom. Egad.
LizzieBvBfan 5
Yeah, it would have made more sense to get rid of him straight away, quick but painful rather than a slow dragged out process. So your parents are a*holes too? Mine are unbelievably homophobic, but it's just many my dad -_-
ikickgingers 15
Agreed. My dads cool as shit mom is a gold digger... such is life.
Daelda 6
If he is hitting her...why is she staying around for more beatings to "get the house makeover", instead of getting herself and the children out of harms way? Also, if he is violent, all she is doing is giving him reason for additional violence - so I discount any physical violence in this marriage. If he is cheating, but is hiding that she knows so that she can get the house "makeover" done, then she is obviously continuing to have sex with him to keep him from becoming suspicious - and thus she is exposing herself to potentially life-threatening STDs (such as AIDS, HPV and Hepatitis). If she is doing this, she is a complete idiot...which she doesn't appear to be - thus I discount this possibility as well. Finally, none of these things are mentioned by the FML submitter - thus, I can only conclude that these two extreme things are not factors in the divorce and the woman is doing this purely out of greed. It is also possible that the *woman* is having an affair, which would be why she wants the divorce - and wants the house for her and her new lover. Kris - if you do not tell your father about this, you are betraying him just as much as your mother is. Your mother should *never* have put you in this position - but once she did, you should have the good morals to let him know what is happening. Would you want someone to do this to you?
thepandawh0re 2
what a **** pandas need to go kick her ass
Chrispayne 4
Make sure u get the upgrades to ur room u want
Bebbo_fml 21
Just remember if you do tell one you'll likely have to deal with living with her after the divorce. You might want to stay on her good side.
SpookyInk 5
Smart. Use him for hard work then dump him to the curb. Might as well if she's planning a divorce.
SorrowFull 8
That is evil. Use and throw away huh?
utvols11 0
bros before hoes!