By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston

Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 899
You deserved it 4 027

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Hope for rain?

After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...

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After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...

Hope for rain?

and wind.. definitely wind..

She needs to do a rain dance......kind of like what the Harlem Shake did for Hurricane Sandy

Rain is good luck for the happy couple. So I don't think she wants rain.

Well if he is friends with your mother it isn't your business op, but your mother was a bit tackles. Have a girly weekend away so you don't have to see it.

if she goes out, her room will be the honeymoon

A parent being friends with an ex is not fuckin okay IMO, I've dealt with my girlfriends mom being friends with her ex and surprise surprise I was constantly undermined in my relationship because "I just wasn't good enough for her"

Quite frankly, we could all do with less tackles. Or more, depending on how you look at it.

Yea. Where's Ray Lewis when you need him?

sounds like a personal problem

i have a friend named Jack Daniel's who helps tremendously in times likes this.

I don't think she is old enough, she said "our house" implying that she lives with her mother, so it isn't her choice

I kinda want to do this to my kids. :P

I don't know how old you are, so maybe it's too late, but if it's not, please refrain from procreating, thank you.

Throw water balloons at them

I don't think your mom likes you very much.. or is completely oblivious to anyone's emotions.

I'm thinking that a high percentage of mom are either just dumb, crass or callous. Why offer if you know your daughter used to date the guy? You must be a bitch of a daughter or something OP. FYL Oh and for those who missed it, that last part, was sarcasm.

Holy fuck I'm confused lol

dafuq did i just read....

The last line he put "you must be a bitch of a daughter" was the sarcastic part, nublets. It's not hard to figure out.

It was just weird he talks about the mom and then all the sudden it's like OH YOU BITCH OP, I understood it it was just strange is all

Maybe your mom hopes that the bride won't show and you'll have to take her place!

If so somebody has been watching too many movies.

Yeah, because that's how every woman wants their wedding to go...

OUR backyard? Did she volunteer your services, too? Too bad you have a long get-away weekend scheduled... right?