By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston

Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
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shitsville 13

After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...

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shitsville 13

After reading so many FML posts on how oblivious they are to other people's feelings, I think that mothers don't understand much about this rapidly changing society...

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plum_lovin 28

and wind.. definitely wind..

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Ambient25 24

She needs to do a rain dance......kind of like what the Harlem Shake did for Hurricane Sandy

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watchme 11

Rain is good luck for the happy couple. So I don't think she wants rain.

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spottyblanket 8

Well if he is friends with your mother it isn't your business op, but your mother was a bit tackles. Have a girly weekend away so you don't have to see it.

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implastikz 7

if she goes out, her room will be the honeymoon

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Bakarra 22

A parent being friends with an ex is not ****** okay IMO, I've dealt with my girlfriends mom being friends with her ex and surprise surprise I was constantly undermined in my relationship because "I just wasn't good enough for her"

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adam3650 12

Quite frankly, we could all do with less tackles. Or more, depending on how you look at it.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Yea. Where's Ray Lewis when you need him?

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flockz 19

i have a friend named Jack Daniel's who helps tremendously in times likes this.

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idoc300 11

I don't think she is old enough, she said "our house" implying that she lives with her mother, so it isn't her choice

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

I kinda want to do this to my kids. :P

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Bakarra 22

I don't know how old you are, so maybe it's too late, but if it's not, please refrain from procreating, thank you.

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dinosxxrawr 22

I don't think your mom likes you very much.. or is completely oblivious to anyone's emotions.

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kyu_Q 19

I'm thinking that a high percentage of mom are either just dumb, crass or callous. Why offer if you know your daughter used to date the guy? You must be a bitch of a daughter or something OP. FYL Oh and for those who missed it, that last part, was sarcasm.

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Astarea 22

The last line he put "you must be a bitch of a daughter" was the sarcastic part, nublets. It's not hard to figure out.

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Bakarra 22

It was just weird he talks about the mom and then all the sudden it's like OH YOU BITCH OP, I understood it it was just strange is all

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ladylilly25 20

Maybe your mom hopes that the bride won't show and you'll have to take her place!

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BlueFlatts 20

If so somebody has been watching too many movies.

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Kathryndawn 3

Yeah, because that's how every woman wants their wedding to go...

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outoftown 26

OUR backyard? Did she volunteer your services, too? Too bad you have a long get-away weekend scheduled... right?

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