and wind.. definitely wind..

She needs to do a rain dance......kind of like what the Harlem Shake did for Hurricane Sandy

Hail.

Rain is good luck for the happy couple. So I don't think she wants rain.

if she goes out, her room will be the honeymoon

lol tackles

A parent being friends with an ex is not fuckin okay IMO, I've dealt with my girlfriends mom being friends with her ex and surprise surprise I was constantly undermined in my relationship because "I just wasn't good enough for her"

Quite frankly, we could all do with less tackles. Or more, depending on how you look at it.

Yea. Where's Ray Lewis when you need him?

sounds like a personal problem

I don't think she is old enough, she said "our house" implying that she lives with her mother, so it isn't her choice

I don't know how old you are, so maybe it's too late, but if it's not, please refrain from procreating, thank you.

Holy fuck I'm confused lol

dafuq did i just read....

The last line he put "you must be a bitch of a daughter" was the sarcastic part, nublets. It's not hard to figure out.

It was just weird he talks about the mom and then all the sudden it's like OH YOU BITCH OP, I understood it it was just strange is all

If so somebody has been watching too many movies.

Yeah, because that's how every woman wants their wedding to go...