Today, my mom is convinced that my cat is the reincarnation of Vincent van Gogh. Why? He sleeps under my sunflowers and is a ginger tabby cat. FML
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Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
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TylerBurden 21
Does your cat miss an ear? If so, then give that cat a brush! Let the painting begin.
Stylux_fml 16
Logic at its finest!
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Comments (61)
bfsd42 20
Funny story, but I don't get the fml part.
NotoriousLES 14
If the cat cuts his own ear off and sends it to his unrequited love who happens to be a prostitute, I'd consider it possible.
Beester13 10
You've got to be kitten me.
banemask 14
Sue for the rights to your cat's paintings.
haileyshelton 14
And this is bad how?
sdroze1389 31
And today your finally convinced your mom is insane right?
LovableShannon 12
Vincent Van Gogh? maybe you should change your cats name to that