By Anonymous - 10/1/2021 08:01

Squatters' rights

Today, I had the best date I've had in my life, until after we ate and split an expensive dinner out, we came back to my place and she then told me she was homeless, and wasn't looking to date but for a couch to crash on. She won't leave. Happy fucking New Year. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  29

I don't see the problem. You have the best date of your life right there in your house!

Play your cards right and she'll make the short move from your couch to your bed soon. Don't fuck it up with a stupid promise ring!

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  RichardPencil  |  29

The cops aren't going to do anything. You've got a beautiful woman living at your house -- they're not going to feel sorry for you.

Like when those neighborhood kids ditched their Ferraris on my lawn so they could drive Kias ironically. The cops thought I should be grateful.

By  RichardPencil  |  29

I don't see the problem. You have the best date of your life right there in your house!

Play your cards right and she'll make the short move from your couch to your bed soon. Don't fuck it up with a stupid promise ring!

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  chyiochan  |  31

Yep, it's now called trespassing when they won't leave. Even if it's a guest. If they wont leave nicely, call the police. Record all conversations and honestly, start the restraining order now. You think I'm nuts? People GO NUTS when they are punished for doing shit like this. There is a high possibility she will come back and trespass again or vandalize your property. Sorry OP. Good luck!

By  ghostinflames  |  11

She must be psycho. The bad thing is, telling her to leave you alone will only make it worse. Just tie her to your bed! Nah, let the cops handcuff her while you put your home on lockdown from intruders.