Today, my mom had the option of choosing anywhere in the world where we could go on vacation. We live in the USA and she chose to fly to Texas, rent an RV, and drive to Florida. Anywhere in the world. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I can’t afford a “real” vacation, I’m trying to get my car converted for camping in time for what promises to be perfect weather next week. Meanwhile, my mom booked a trip to Switzerland. For next week. Guess who gets to stay home and feed the animals? FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, my parents said we can't go to our grandma's funeral because it's going to be held in Hawaii in accordance with her wishes and we can't afford to travel. FML
Today, while living in Florida, I had a conversation with my mother explaining that it might be best for me to come back home. Her response, "Don't worry, they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you need a place to stay." Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I came home after spending the past two months at summer camp, just for my parents to excitedly announce that I'm going to be spending the next two weeks in Florida with my grandma. We have to leave in literally a couple hours. FML
Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML
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Top comments
mikepzz 27
hey, atleast it's a vacation.. right? not Rio or Rome but it beats sitting at home
DocBastard 40
From what I understand, Texans believe they ARE the world, so maybe she felt she had no other choice.
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Comments (138)
KiddNYC1O 22
Hawaii... Ibiza... Italy... Australia... Japan... UK... Europe... Etc... ?
starlita_fml 15
Wow, FYL indeed.
vbmg152 19
I'd be glad to go anywhere on vacation! My last vacation was at 16 yrs old! Nearly 40 years ago! Given a choice like that, I'd say the UK!
cwjb99 9
Hey you should be happy because you are in florida where disney world is consider your self lucky
Sir_Swaggington 6
Sounds like an episode of My Redneck Vacation.
Metallica36176 16
I do believe she was just being lazy.
lollipop77_fml 6
...there's no place like home. There's no place like home.....
SillyGirl4602 23
Sorry op. I agree and would want to go to a different country. Road trips can be fun though. Make the best of it.
jarockstar27 10
Wow id be going to a cool country like italy, japan, france, ireland, you know NOT THE US!!! Seriously?!
CanCann 16
Give me the option. I promise not to disappoint you.