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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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You deserved it 2 663

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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You deserved it 1 398

By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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You deserved it 7 693

Merry Christmas!

By John Nani - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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Home sweet home

By Deadcat101 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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You deserved it 1 999

By imahater07 - 25/12/2015 06:28

Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 1 705

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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Entheatus 13

Friday 25 December 2009 20:05

Unwrap all her Christmas presents and throw them at her face.

DynamicDave 11

Friday 25 December 2009 21:41

Calling your mom a ho? lol

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snafu57 1

Saturday 26 December 2009 3:42

okay. I give up. I've seen FTW several times. What does it mean?

BritishHobo 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 3:59

For the win.

seven_to_twelve 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 4:30

Who would possibly say you deserved this?

omgitsnikkie 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 5:32

okay wow anyone that said YDI or that this was funny really have no heart at all . sorry that happened to you OP ='[[

Billiebeachbabe 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 6:55

awww hun I'm so sorry. this has happened to me before. my mom does all kinds of sh!t. just don't let it bother you and keep living your life.

wordgirl 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 7:00

Didn't you mean to say, "bitch, bitch, bitch?" :p

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 7:56

Well I guess *takes off sunglasses* Your Christmas hit the wall YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!

newsgit 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:06

touche

Cerauno 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:26

For Christmas, tell your mom you have a surprise for her, then blindfold her and have her get in the car with you. Then drive her to an AA meeting.

jdmt86 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 2:07

Well mine for the first time wasnt drunk but decided to steal my entire xmas dinner and all the gifts!

swantonboy96 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 21:21

well they were all socks so whats there to worry about!!!

ihateme2 0

Monday 28 December 2009 10:25

LOL #18 ! XD yea, fyl.

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Merry Christmas!

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