By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 17:15 - United States

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Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
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TomFantastic 0

My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D

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HarrietPotter 1

Oh no...sounds like the kind of thing my dad would have done.

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FoundManyLemons 0

Have you seen some of the dumb sex FMLs around here? Be glad you have a mom that cares. YDI, in a good way.

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dontknowspanish 0

You're lucky. my "sex talk" was from my elementary school's sexual education class

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Quiopa 0

Just tell your mom that you already know if's thats not the case suck it up!

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vikki80 0

I'm calling fake there no way any mom would do that.

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MyMichaelJackson 0

haha poor thang. F your life. for real. wait. don't F it. safe sex, remember?

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MyMichaelJackson 0

haha oh. btw. I've never had the sex talk with my parents. and never will. they feel awkward.

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starlightwater 0

At a sleepover when I waas 12, my mom decide to give me and 10 of my friends 'the talk' /shame/

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SpyderMonkee 0

You're not alone. That happened to me, except I was with my girlfriend. :/

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