Health: Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me...

By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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You deserved it 47 112

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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You deserved it 3 523

By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 916

You deserved it 57 617

By ughhhh - 03/05/2014 21:10 - United States

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 694

You deserved it 7 965

NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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You deserved it 1 040

By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 127

You deserved it 15 536

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 789

You deserved it 9 717

Caught in 4K

By reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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You deserved it 87 553

By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 187

You deserved it 2 816

By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 422

You deserved it 5 790

Caught in 4K

By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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You deserved it 41 906

dobiesFTW 1

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:19

watch out for the guy saying, "rehab? you came to rehab for cigarettes? I used to suck dick for coke. have you ever sucked dick for cigarettes?!"

alunajoy 5

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:14

Rehab just for cigarettes?

Comments

esueh 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:17

ugh .I would say she was overreacting but then I realized my parents would be all over my a##

phukdisz 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:22

well then rehab is going to be a breeze for you.

kenshinjapan 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:25

Why didn't you throw the pack away then?

I_look_better 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:29

why didnt you just throw away the cigarettes? haha real smart

zackbjj1 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:32

agree with #73

tanjoodo 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:32

I never tried it and never will.

jaydeeschumacher 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 8:00

you all act like he is a terrible person just becouse he smoked one cig, it's true they are bad for you but it was his decision not yours you snooty pricks

PurplePigeon 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 8:08

rehab for butts? WTF? and never try smoking. if you don't smoke now don't ever. I smoke and I wish I never started... hope you never try alcohol. she will be shipping you off to AA. :/