By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
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dobiesFTW 1

watch out for the guy saying, "rehab? you came to rehab for cigarettes? I used to suck dick for coke. have you ever sucked dick for cigarettes?!"

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alunajoy 5

Rehab just for cigarettes?

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lovelylexxii 0

cigarettes are dumb. if you wanna smoke, smoke weed.

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jcwolney 0

everone can **** off there us alot of worse things out there like weed it can give you lung cancer it just doesn't habe as high of risk as cigs plus it makes u ******* stupid I'm only 17 and love smoking cigs and I will do it till the day I die

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JadeyBabey01 0

all you americans are so dumb, you know nothing. go to burger king where you belong and stop trying to make yourselves look like you have an ounce of intelligence in your overly massize bodies.

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ladyvader401 5

Luckily, some of us worthless Americans are still able to find the "Shift" key, making us look as though we have at least a few ounces more intelligence than the likes of you. ;-)

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elictrogeek 0

Wow, you little racist prick, I take offence to that. I am quite intellegent and I am nowhere near fat, so why dont you take your racist comments out of here.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

283, **** off. I'm not even American and I take offense to that. Leave it to you Brits to be snobby and stuck up. You're no better than anyone else here, regardless of where they're from. Actually, with that comment, you're worse than most people here.

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ryderburt 2

it's obviously cuz he's Indian, Indian parents are psycho when sonething that they don't like happens. and his name is goodie2shoes ?

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paultheman 0

I smoked for like a year and just quit 1 day u don't need rehab! I just got realy pissed at everyone after my last smoke

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dougierocks 13

tell her no, no, no...

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tboudre 0

she related to my wife?

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stryfe10 2

your mom is stupid. who sends someone to rehab for cigarettes

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MischiefManaged 0

they.tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no.

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stormin972 0

A joint would be better than a blunt. Then you don't have the tobacco. And for the OP, rehab should be easy for you since you don't smoke.

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