Health: Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me...

By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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You deserved it 57 665

By ughhhh - 03/05/2014 21:10 - United States

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 7 977

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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You deserved it 1 055

By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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You deserved it 15 556

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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You deserved it 87 628

By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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You deserved it 2 824

By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 802

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By tanksfan - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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You deserved it 42 551

dobiesFTW 1

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:19

watch out for the guy saying, "rehab? you came to rehab for cigarettes? I used to suck dick for coke. have you ever sucked dick for cigarettes?!"

alunajoy 5

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:14

Rehab just for cigarettes?

Comments

deathrockdude 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:23

maybe she just doesn't love you lol

deathrockdude 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:23

maybe she just doesn't love you lol

Cowgirl_boots 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:25

rehab? jeez!

hellokeroppi 5

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:26

YDI for trying it

ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:28

Lol. At least in rehab, you'll get all the best hookups for all the other drugs you will only try 'once'.

moonlight_daze 8

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:30

Rehab for cigarettes? I guess they have that in India..

emschick10 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:32

there are a heck of alot worse things to try than a cigarette! I'd rather my son smoke cigs than try meth or other illicit drugs.

jrubio350 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:37

agreed

Artt_Vandelay 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:37

Well that sucks, I guess she would disown you if it was a joint huh.

muzicluver829 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:44

why would you try it? didn't you know you could die from it and other people can die too. My grandpa didn't smoke much at all but he has terrible lung cancer from it.