Health: Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me...

By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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By ughhhh - 03/05/2014 21:10 - United States

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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dobiesFTW 1

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:19

watch out for the guy saying, "rehab? you came to rehab for cigarettes? I used to suck dick for coke. have you ever sucked dick for cigarettes?!"

alunajoy 5

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:14

Rehab just for cigarettes?

Comments

jameses19 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:08

I actually just got out of rehab for alcohol and there's a big difference between casual drinking and an actual drinking problem. cigarettes on the other hand is just plain rediculous.

perdix 29

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:13

Rehab for cigarettes? Are you blowing smoke up our ass? We're not getting the real story -- were those "cigarettes" full of that Wacky-Tobaccy? Deganges ain't just a river in India! Maybe you'll see Amy Winehouse there. She doesn't do anything worse than cigarettes.

Daederoth 10

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:19

They have rehab for cigs? You have got to be ******** me. Its not freckin' meth or heroine. It doesn't hurt to come down. Rediculous.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:21

This is why you mooch off of friends if there's even a slight chance you won't become hooked or you won't like it. First timers are so dumb...

lawlius 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:31

I'm sure you speak from experience, considering you've made at least 3 different arguments in the comments. Do you honestly think anyone cares, or is taking your advice seriously? bawwwwww.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 3:42

I don't particularly care what you or anyone else thinks. I've only ever smoked half a cigarette in my life and it's staying that way. Kindly refrain from making useless comments.

loselos 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:24

there's nothing better then kissing an ash tray

disney_blonde 16

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:29

If you didn't like it, why did you keep the pack around?

Snerdatron 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:47

1. Normal people don't go and buy a pack before they've even tried it. 2. If you didn't like it then why did you keep them?

xFaust_fml 12

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:25

1. I did, I was selfconscious and didn't want my friends to see me try one, in case I started coughing or do it "wrong". 2. Then I kept the pack until I could give it to a smoker friend of mine (well, sell it^^) So yeah, it's completely possible.

kiakia0131 23

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:49

So you went out and bought a whole pack of cigs just to try one? Jeeze, I just bummed one off my friend. Oh well, since you don't like them sell them to your friends.