Miscellaneous: Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the...

By weeks - 19/08/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 11:52 - United States - Walbridge

Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML

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NGM_47 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:13

BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D

Orchid_fml 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:10

hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/

Comments

nodbor 11

Thursday 20 August 2009 8:22

is your name Butters?

mike1921 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:20

You found it cute? The second I saw one of her comments I prayed to god she was gonna get ban.

SmileandWave 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:45

I think you'll find it's "banned" not "ban" in that context Mr anal pedantic grammar police doucheman

mike1921 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:50

I'm not a grammar nazi unless someone uses chat speak or spells like a second grader. Or makes every post of there's refer to fried chicken.

SmileandWave 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:50

That comment was to Mike's comment 228. Stupid reply system didn't work properly.

SmileandWave 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:51

That last comment was to Mike's comment 228. Stupid reply system didn't work properly -_-

kubagami 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:08

damn, that's ****** up

AkuRoku 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:25

I read gay fanfiction all the time :3 And my dad reads it too. We're just one big gay fanfiction loving family :D But FYL for having to cover something like that up.

Princesschronic 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:13

I only smoke weed actually. For 7 years of my life only weed. I stop doing drugs along tw ago. Oh I pay for. College thank u. Haha I didn't know if u smoke weed u were considered a druggy. Because a druggy is someone who will do anything to get high. So maybe u should stop being an ass. Really it's unapealing.

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:25

Lolll, Mike. Being gay has never been proven to be due to genetics. Moron. Stop trying to act as if you know anything. And yeah, go through it. It's an adolescent phase which you seem to want to be stuck in for years to come.

SaintJimmy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:33

So homosexuality is an adolescent phase? That's a knew one. For a while, I thought that people that were truly homosexual actually STAYED homosexual and never stopped being attracted to the same sex. Thanks for clearing that up. Where are you from? I'd like to write a complaint letter to the school board of where ever you were taught about how they should start hiring teachers who aren't completely ******* retarded.

mike1921 0

Friday 21 August 2009 3:01

I'm not gay, at the very worst I'm bi because I've been attracted to girls, and an adolescent phase? You act like everyone is off having sex with people of their gender when they're teens. I know quite a few gay people over the age of 25. Yes, there are some teenage posers, but that doesn't mean none of the real thing exist.