Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML
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Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
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scottishandrew1 0
that was hard to read....
footballfreak65 6
wow what a bitch
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Comments (69)
muuca912 2
what a bitch. shes just jealous
mintcar 10
Of what? There's always a comment about the mom being jealous of the kid.
cybermolly10 7
Passive agressive much?
leader0011 5
like a boss
daisychain48 0
I know someone sort of like that.I feel sorry for you.
Shelbs91 0
Bummer...
Anna_1994 3
you kinda deserve it for nagging about thinking you're ugly or whatsoever. if you fish for compliments and end up being hurt, YDI.
apegirl907 0
be a better person worth bragging about.
youFMLme17 0
hey my mom like that sometimes I know it sucks
benderbot19 0
maybe you whine too much?
FreebirdIII 1
I think mom was just being sarcastic. Or, you were adopted.