Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML
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Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
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scottishandrew1 0
that was hard to read....
footballfreak65 6
wow what a bitch
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Comments (69)
iLazy 0
You asked for it. At least she bothers to?
HeavyMetalViking 0
You know why she had to confess when she could have continued? I stole her make up kit.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Let me help you haters thumb myself down. Sorry I couldn't make up a nice positive comment like you asked.
iLazy 0
I always thought pessimistic people read FMLs to feel better about their lives and for a few laughs. Who asks for positive comment?
HeavyMetalViking 0
I don't know lol, Singaporeans don't really have a sense of humor. Nah, just joking, my second comment was also an attempt to create a pun.
mintcar 10
People thumbs down just to thumbs down sometimes. Don't even worry about it. EVER!
iLazy 0
You know I totally agree with that. Make a religious joke here "Oh woo racist bastard". Tell a joke with American reference "Huh?" is the normal reply
HeavyMetalViking 0
huh?
mintcar 10
Sometimes it has nothing to do with what you say. Could be the fact that there's a piece of hair strand out of place in your picture. -thumbs down. - Sometimes you get thumbs down for improper grammar and other times you get thumbs down for correcting grammar. I also just think some of the people on here need to lighten up and take a joke. But..it doesn't bother me one bit. Whether they're buried or not, I still read the comments. And one more thing: HUH?! :)
iLazy 0
Oh please don't expect a singlish version of what I just said. My eyes will bleed bringing that lousy excuse for poor english here on a site I love so much... Guess I'm not so patriotic.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Chill, I'm just trolling you from under the bifrost.
iLazy 0
Perhaps a troll just got troll-ed
sbjess 8
Op, stop bugging your mom for feedback and live your life..hell what she thinks
geminiTwin4 3
agreed
nickdunbar 8
she doest love you :D
thebestof1984 0
I just read this 4 times... My head def. hurts now.
mintcar 10
Uh...err...have you lost weight honey? No? Okay.
captainbj2 0
At least she tried! It is up to you now to become someone worthy of compliments ... you can do it Op!
Brandyn45 0
Whoever can't read this the first time is an idiot idk why people are so confused
xXSillyLoveXx 0
OP you have a really complex username! See? I complement you!
missmaryb 0
So after you cried about not being complimented, she started complimenting you, and you still needed to discuss her compliments? I can see her point.