Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
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Top comments
scottishandrew1 0
that was hard to read....
footballfreak65 6
wow what a bitch
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Comments (69)
maryrain 0
what did you expect? you don't ask pol for compliments..
izok777 2
ouch!
bzett 0
That's just sad...
jennasaurus91 0
sounds like she won't be winning a mom of the year award anytime soon
paigeme 0
um....? learn how to make a proper sentence k
ex_stripper_jk 20
People like your "mother" should just never have children.
lilithfury 23
My mother was like that too. Not all women make good mothers.
SKYstlimit 11
all compliments are made up, what's your problem, just cus she doesn't think of them on the spot doesn't mean she doesn't think you're beautiful or doing well or have done your hair nicely etc. she's just no good a spontaneous complements and has to think of them, at least yours is trying really quite hard you selfish bitch