By Anonymous - 09/03/2018 15:00 - Denmark

Today, I got a letter from the police, stating that I must either pay a fine or go to court. Turns out my creepy stalker stole not only my underwear, jewelry, and pictures, but also my mail, including a ticket I had gotten for reporting my new address too late. FML
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Akitakat 31
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Use that time to also get a restraining order, while you’re at the courthouse.

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Allie614032 34
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Have you ever reported your stalker to the police before? If they have documentation of him, it'll be easier to explain the truth (and easier for them to believe you).

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Akitakat 31
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Use that time to also get a restraining order, while you’re at the courthouse.

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RichardPencil 30
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Go to court without underwear and the judge will get you off ;)

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Kabuki 4

Or he'll get off

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Don't you have to sign that you got a legal document (like a fine) before getting that legal document, to prevent exactly that from happening...

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johnnyboy297878 5

I never have, so that makes me curious.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

I mean it's how it's done in Austria...

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ARISKomuniszt 24
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Let's hope you don't get another one when you move again (which I can only assume you're gonna wanna do ASAP)...

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Allie614032 34
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Have you ever reported your stalker to the police before? If they have documentation of him, it'll be easier to explain the truth (and easier for them to believe you).

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Brandon Glen Berst 3
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The fact you have to report your address makes me assume you’re a sex offender because they have to report their address changes

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Juliet1995 9

In my country everyone has to register their address and report when they move.

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shannon2348 14
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Reporting your address to who?

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