FML : Today, I got a letter from the police, stating that I must either pay a fine or go to court. Turns out my creepy stalker stole not only my underwear, jewelry,...

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Today, I got a letter from the police, stating that I must either pay a fine or go to court. Turns out my creepy stalker stole not only my underwear, jewelry, and pictures, but also my mail, including a ticket I had gotten for reporting my new address too late. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 March 2018 15:00 / Denmark

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By Akitakat | 27

#7606672 - Saturday 3 March 2018 13:24

Use that time to also get a restraining order, while you’re at the courthouse.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7609306 - Friday 9 March 2018 15:05

Go to court without underwear and the judge will get you off ;)

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By Akitakat | 27

#7606672 - Saturday 3 March 2018 13:24

Use that time to also get a restraining order, while you’re at the courthouse.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7609306 - Friday 9 March 2018 15:05

Go to court without underwear and the judge will get you off ;)

Kabuki | 3

#7609467 - Friday 9 March 2018 20:59

Or he'll get off

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7609318 - Friday 9 March 2018 15:19

Don't you have to sign that you got a legal document (like a fine) before getting that legal document, to prevent exactly that from happening...

johnnyboy297878 | 5

#7635853 - Thursday 17 May 2018 22:20

I never have, so that makes me curious.

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7609392 - Friday 9 March 2018 18:06

Let's hope you don't get another one when you move again (which I can only assume you're gonna wanna do ASAP)...

By Allie614032 | 31

#7609484 - Friday 9 March 2018 22:05

Have you ever reported your stalker to the police before? If they have documentation of him, it'll be easier to explain the truth (and easier for them to believe you).