By Anonymous - 09/03/2018 15:00 - Denmark

Today, I got a letter from the police, stating that I must either pay a fine or go to court. Turns out my creepy stalker stole not only my underwear, jewelry, and pictures, but also my mail, including a ticket I had gotten for reporting my new address too late. FML
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Use that time to also get a restraining order, while you’re at the courthouse.

Have you ever reported your stalker to the police before? If they have documentation of him, it'll be easier to explain the truth (and easier for them to believe you).

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Use that time to also get a restraining order, while you’re at the courthouse.

Go to court without underwear and the judge will get you off ;)

Or he'll get off

Don't you have to sign that you got a legal document (like a fine) before getting that legal document, to prevent exactly that from happening...

I never have, so that makes me curious.

I mean it's how it's done in Austria...

Let's hope you don't get another one when you move again (which I can only assume you're gonna wanna do ASAP)...

Have you ever reported your stalker to the police before? If they have documentation of him, it'll be easier to explain the truth (and easier for them to believe you).

The fact you have to report your address makes me assume you’re a sex offender because they have to report their address changes

Juliet1995 9

In my country everyone has to register their address and report when they move.

Reporting your address to who?