Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Creepy
Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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_Noon_ 0
OMG, that's one of the most emberrassing FML's I've ever read. I'm so sorry :(
itscarrie 0
ouch! that's pretty insensitive.
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Simdis 0
I have yet to see one case of symmetrical acne. Your math teacher is a retard.
esushi 0
Maybe the example was that it WASN'T symmetrical? Hellooo people.
sara_no_H 0
ouch. that's really harsh. what an a$$ hole. and everybody that says you deserve can go f#@% themselves. that crap can be really hard to get rid of, no matter what you use/try.
Ninjaface 0
+1 for having symmetrical acne. That's awesome.
haha_sarahhhh 0
Wow, what that teacher did is completely rude. I've had semi bad acne since the 7th grade and I've tried everything to get it to go away, but nothing helps! Sometimes, it's just not your fault. And to have someone point it out is really embarrassing.
Keykar 0
haha u have a symetrical face with acne included?? that's impressive and must be a biologically advanced acne.... unless they were tlking about the astmetricalness.(if thts a word)
Ninja_Style 0
YDI. Proactive pizza face
hotpockets92 0
i feel sorry for ignorant people like you, you only make yourself seem like a total and complete jackass. i had some pretty bad acne myself in all of middle school and the first half of highschool and tried proactive wich was a total waste of money. OP: srry you have asshole teachers :(
DynamicDave 11
I know what it's like to have bad acne, but it's kinda cool that it's symmetrical lol. Proactive and all that stuff is a waste of money, there are two things that work. 1. the cheap generic version of clearasil (the cream) and 2. rubbing alcohol. the alcohol swabs are the best but a cotton ball and a bottle of it will do lol. good luck
panic222354 0
my thought if she did that: bitch.......... act all cute so she won't no ull kill her In her sleep :)
ethansuperfly 0
big deal
prezj 0
at least this way you will never forget what symmetry is