acneface
United States
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
elite
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Anonymous
United States
Creepy
Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
Jayne
United States
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
my face though
Kettle Falls, United States
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Sean
United States
Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
hellokitty133
United States
Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
thestudent
Philippines
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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_Noon_ 0
OMG, that's one of the most emberrassing FML's I've ever read. I'm so sorry :(
itscarrie 0
ouch! that's pretty insensitive.
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blakeleyarden 0
how do you actually spell symmetry?
chirpanator 0
hey man I'm really sorry your teacher did that, that's messed up
touchableturtle 0
well, on the bright side, at least your acne is symmetrical.
AdviceDog 0
IMPROVE YOUR COMPLEXION . . . . . .___. , . . . . . . ...-'' . . . . '-:'-,. . ./ ./ . . . . .O . . | ( . .| .O . ._ . . .|/ . . . . . (--)./ | . ./ . .-,/-| | . . . .'-._.__// WASH YOUR FACE WITH ACID
null_fml 11
Hey, sweet, you finally got the spacing worked out!
PickYourPoison 0
At least you weren't studying scatter plots.
allysonnn 0
LOL!
blacklite69 0
What the ****, what a ********! You should report him, he can't publicly humiliate his students like that. Asswipe. FYL.
fishyfingaz 0
So was your acne symmetrical? :)
mangochicxx 0
As funny as that is, your teacher violated. FYL
shirleyjean 0
awhh , omg thats really ambarrasing D= fyl.
Fentown_fml 4
Aw, that's hilarious ... Well, they already know you have acne, don't stress over a little thing like this.