Today, my long-term boyfriend said that if we ever finally get married, his ex-girlfriend will definitely have to be a bridesmaid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé's ex-wife thought it was perfectly acceptable to give herself a part in our upcoming wedding. She wants to "give" him away to me, the same way a father does to a bride. Apparently, I'm being unreasonable and selfish for denying her request. My fiancé told me to at least think about it. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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Top comments
WitEluded 13
I take it you're not getting married then
_kyleG_ 34
Tell him that that's fine, as long as you can find another groom
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Comments (108)
superwhovian 16
Maybe it was a joke?
Enslaved 38
Hey just as long as one of your exs is also a groomsmen!
damndre 14
Funny but no.
_kyleG_ 34
Tell him that that's fine, as long as you can find another groom
1dvs_bstd 41
Never invite an ex to a wedding. Period.
militarybrat 21
Never? Absolutes suck. Some of us are friends with our exes. Inviting is different than telling your significant other they will be IN the wedding though.
1dvs_bstd 41
I'm a sith lord, deal with it. But seriously, weddings tend to have the mother of all freakouts.. many scenerios can play out. Maybe the fiance running away with his ex? reigniting their love?
The_Avatar 22
I agree with others we need more details here op
lazyslumber 18
Tell him he can't travel with each foot on a different boat at the same time. Choose one or lose both.
abNormal62 23
Tell him you can live with that. Since you have accepted that your last boyfriend was the "best man" and he is an inferior replacement.....
gracehi 33
Burn.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Why would the ex want to be a bridesmaid?
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Tell him you want him as a guest to your wedding