Kids: Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she...

By mykodu - 02/10/2014 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By ThosePoorKids - 30/05/2018 01:30

Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Amithatevil - 29/08/2014 12:35 - Japan - Kawasaki

Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 05:00 - Canada - Enderby

Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 04:49 - United States - Moorhead

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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poopsi 19

Friday 3 October 2014 8:43

That's amazing!

froggyjade 16

Friday 3 October 2014 8:43

Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names

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wallerkat 12

Friday 3 October 2014 17:38

YEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

xmrshendersonxx 29

Friday 3 October 2014 17:47

That's the best thing ever.

Izabel12 7

Friday 3 October 2014 18:11

My absolute favorite FML ever written!!!!!!!!! ?????

Pyrithium 8

Friday 3 October 2014 18:30

How does your life suck if your sister is a dumb ****?

trtnt25 19

Friday 3 October 2014 18:51

My best friend is about to have her baby and she's naming him Castiel

thewife5 19

Friday 3 October 2014 19:07

Her husband won't find out.. They're pretty common names. If he asks she can just be like "never thought of that.. Love that show"

marcus369 9

Friday 3 October 2014 19:18

your retarded

SlyCooper15 16

Friday 3 October 2014 19:18

YYYYYAAAAAAEEEEEESSSSSSS

Nicholle2762 11

Friday 3 October 2014 19:30

Your sister is awesome.

simidimond22 1

Friday 3 October 2014 19:31

supernatural for the win!!! live Sam and dean.

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