Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
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Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, my sister wrecked my car, then blamed it on, "Mercury being in retrograde." FML
Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my little sister was rhyming words with "truck." When she came to "fuck", I told her never to say that word again because it was bad. She ran around the house screaming it. I'm in trouble for being "a bad influence." FML
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
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jerseyboy732 16
giving her a driving lesson probably would have been a better choice
DocBastard 40
You learned a very valuable lesson: NEVER try to convince bad drivers that they are anything but. It gives them false security and makes them drive even worse, thinking they aren't as bad as they are. Your sister is proof of that. But I swear if I see one "women drivers" comment, I will blow a gasket.
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GoldenGrizzly 7
Op. Just because someone is crying does not mean that is a bad thing. Young people (and old as well) need to learn that not everyone is going to be sweet and understanding. Sometimes people are going to call it like it is. Your sister needed you, not to encourage her to keep doing the same behavior and not learn, but to tell her that being a bad driver does not mean she sucks as a person but that (like everyone else) she needs to stop taking the easy way. You should have not let her drive after that and offered to take her to a parking lot and teach her to drive better.
obviousboy 8
Sometimes people aren't just being mean, they're telling the truth.
thecovert 7
At least she was right about something.
MDTeddy 13
Bad drivers should know they ******* cannot drive or even park and park legally. WTF?
DespairFaction 11
My ex messed up the right side of my car while pulling into the garage. Lessened learned don't let anyone else drive my car.
hateevryone 15
I guess the pep talk didn't work.
marinefootball88 1
You know what they say, "Women drivers, no survivors!" totally and absolutely joking, however I've heard my father tell my mother that on occasion lol. Now Michigan and Texas drivers, they are all sorts of crazy on the road...
kalbrek009 20
I would never let my sister drive my car without me being in it to know how she drives to begin with....both an FML & a YDI!
Locoluis 15
It irks me how people confuse criticism with negativity. When anyone tells them about the things they're doing wrong, they take offence, they claim that "their feelings are hurt", and they ignore their own problems completely. Instead of figuring things out, accepting the sad truth, taking responsibility and doing something to solve their own problems.
SoultheWolf 19
You completely deserve this. If someone is calling another person a bad driver then the chance of them being one is extremely high. You should have never given her your car keys, especially if you weren't in the car with her.