Gross...
United States
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
That idiot
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
holy
United Kingdom
Pissed
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
utensils123
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Anonymous
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
ilikeirishducks
Italy
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Anonymous
Business is business
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Top comments
AcidLacedBong 5
Send him to Americas got talent!!
doctor_awesome 8
ass straws. so you can use your mouth for more important things.
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Comments (228)
sylphy 0
When he asks you someday how you knew he was gay all along? This is the moment you realized it.
lollipop77_fml 6
Next contender for America's Got Talent .....?
kewpiesuicide 29
What goes in must come out and I wouldnt be there when it does if I were you
heykaymae 2
He can die from that?
highfly3003 5
U nasty f**ker lol
Paulacookie 18
That can be really dangerous if he doesn't get it back out.
ADDaBMaw 0
Gay man! Da da da da! Dont turn your back on him! …Wellbunless you have the lotion.
snowman420 0
Delicious
pimpadelic12 4
Lemiwinks! Lemiwinks!
sciencekidster1 8
Who the hell is his swim teacher?