Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Pissed
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Business is business
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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AcidLacedBong 5
Send him to Americas got talent!!
doctor_awesome 8
ass straws. so you can use your mouth for more important things.
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Comments (228)
shake_my_head 2
doesn't that movement hurt his bowels?
tragicnightmare 15
what the hell! I dont want to know..
SirObvious 1
Is that the same as getting smashed in the ass?
JBTSfan 2
gosh sounds like something my brother would do! doesnt it suck knowing that we have to live with creatures like this.....
RuckasNucka 0
He just found a new way to do the Anal Hose.
RuckasNucka 0
I hear it's popular in France.
tittymagic 0
only if he can blow it out like a whale too...
caco10 0
Genius!
kouklistax3 2
If he can suck it in and then make it come out like a water fountain, he's my new idol. That's talent. Fontana de culo ;)
wriptidez 0
hes the new fartiste ... a guy i in the 1900s did that very same thing
Climaxx 11
Film him saying it & keep it for his 21st O: