Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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Top comments
oopsiess 0
Its glass. use heavy duty window cleaner. done.
DoomJeff91 2
Are you sure it's not turned off?
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Intellectualist 0
£3.50 Worth more than your silly dollars.
fester420 2
screen protector dude. if you don't have one you're an idiot
Perfectly_InSAnE 0
Take it to the apple store, tell them it won't turn on, get a free new 1
upense 0
hey, not sure if it was suggested, but you can do it with hand sanitizer. takes the stuff right off. put it on a kleenex to dampen and rub in circular motion. and prevent your brother from using sharpies in future ^_^;;
ltemple 0
If you put DRY ERASE marker on top of the sharpie, it should come off.
amira101 20
now if u were smart enough to put on a clear cover to protect the screen all you have to do is peal it off and buy a new screen cover duh
ErinPinelli 24
Hoe!
slimwhoisdirtay 1
An organic solvent will take that off if you can get access to anything like that, acetone, ethanol, methanol, isopropanol, etc. even a shot of vodka might do the trick. Nail polish remover used to contain acetone which is why it worked so well, but it may or may not nowadays.
Shannn 0
I would kick his ass.
zaknuttall 0
i sharpie my ipod screen all the time when im bored it wipes off you douche
fYOURlife1989 0
good thing it comes with an automatic 1 year warranty..