Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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oopsiess 0
Its glass. use heavy duty window cleaner. done.
DoomJeff91 2
Are you sure it's not turned off?
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xMassacrexBabyx 0
Hair spray will take it off.
complicatedbette 0
hAHA my little brother did something like that...he broke my new casio camera w/10.1 megapixels which is 160.00$ he got mad at me for not letting him take a pic of him and the tv...wow i know... huh?
kanelle_fml 0
that's quite inventive
kibblesnbits1053 0
toothpaste can fix that
stacey_belle 0
a napkin and alcohol or if you own an expo marker use it over the sharpie and just wipe it off
alexr224 0
Just wipe it off with nail polish remover.
floating 2
do NOT use nail polish remover. I'm not sure what exactly ipods are made of, but acetone can dissolve some plastics. Use isopropyl alcohol or ethanol. Alcohols get sharpie off of plastics. Just make sure you dont get anything inside wet.
Pwibble 2
Nail polish remover = acetone = can dissolve some plastics, don't do that. Computer screen or glasses clenser should do the trick As should alcohol based clensers If you have some clear mouthwash that may do the trick - or methanol for using on pierced ears (but not the gel you used on pierced ears) Remember whatever you use dont put too much on at once; wet stuff will a) damage the ipod and b) probably break its warranty -A chemist
junkboy 4
Teach that little devil some manners! Goddang you have a serious problem if you have a little brother disrespectful enough to do that! But about the Sharpie, just read your other comments, most of these people are right.
fiendtiger73 0
wow that really sucks... my brother is mad at me, too... because I won't let him usey iPod touch... I'm writing this in front of him using my iPod touch and he is looking at me angrily... you can guess why.