I'm in tears. Sorry to hear about that.

Sounds like FHL to me...

Just tell the truth, no lice.

pubic lice are an endangered species due to the scourge of people cutting down their habitat. He should be proud to provide a home to such a noble species!

Hoe terrible.

Sounds like both of you had a lice time.

also? what else did you give him

Read it again. ALSO.... she just broke up with him. That's the "what else".

Duh, the comment was directed at the time when she apparently gave him the lice. Not their last encounter. I would have thought the comment and its implication would have been well understood.

That's a crabby situation.

Anyone else read this as public lice?

Really? You give the guy crabs and you expect sympothy for your embarrassment? Grow up sweetie.