Intimacy: Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split... - FML

By Crabby - 30/03/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Clitheroe

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Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML

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By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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By krabby patty - 25/05/2018 06:00

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Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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The situation

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 14:00 - Netherlands - Katwijk aan Zee

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Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML

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House rules

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

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Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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Hairline fracture

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 16:00

Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML

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Top comments

cacheson 41

Thursday 30 March 2017 18:19

Sounds like FHL to me...

deet124 11

Thursday 30 March 2017 18:26

Just tell the truth, no lice.

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STARLORD_459143196 2

Thursday 30 March 2017 18:14

I'm in tears. Sorry to hear about that.

cacheson 41

Thursday 30 March 2017 18:19

Sounds like FHL to me...

deet124 11

Thursday 30 March 2017 18:26

Just tell the truth, no lice.

AzrielB 8

Thursday 30 March 2017 18:34

pubic lice are an endangered species due to the scourge of people cutting down their habitat. He should be proud to provide a home to such a noble species!

Fucc_Logic_4evah 13

Thursday 30 March 2017 19:15

Hoe terrible.

species4872 19

Thursday 30 March 2017 19:21

Sounds like both of you had a lice time.

lccc_ 18

Thursday 30 March 2017 19:26

also? what else did you give him

Bearsmomma 30

Friday 31 March 2017 6:14

Read it again. ALSO.... she just broke up with him. That's the "what else".

species4872 19

Friday 31 March 2017 19:47

Duh, the comment was directed at the time when she apparently gave him the lice. Not their last encounter. I would have thought the comment and its implication would have been well understood.

clairboisson 19

Thursday 30 March 2017 21:10

That's a crabby situation.

EVOEVO_Monkey 10

Thursday 30 March 2017 21:26

Anyone else read this as public lice?

superpandamonium 7

Friday 31 March 2017 1:14

Really? You give the guy crabs and you expect sympothy for your embarrassment? Grow up sweetie.

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