Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I came home to a flooded apartment and water still pouring from the ceiling. The woman who lives above me is shocked that I would consider her responsible for the damage and doesn't think she should have to pay for it. FML
Today, I got stuck with a water-damaged kitchen. The manufacturer says their warranty doesn't cover it as it's a user error, my insurance says they don't cover it as it's a manufacturer error. FML
Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML
Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
No, how could you be so mistaken? The purpose of a roof is for protecting basilisks, he who should not be named, an other demonic forces from crossing over into the mortal world.
enonymous 9
My roof only protects me from the Government stealing my grandma's cookie recipe.
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Comments (157)
asphillips42 0
you deserve it you should know roofs don't stop water
purpledd12 0
seams like an ass trash thenplace and leave
Skatejock21 0
yes, that is the general idea of a roof. However, it is normal, your landlord was not wrong on any level, shingles on the average home only last 25 years, some 50. If the home you are living in has shingles that have been there for longer than 25 years, or 50, than yes, your landlord would be correct, it is normal. On the other note, he should do some maintenance.
insanez58 11
at least you have a roof... lucky
cole2424 0
silly you
raybug8 0
lol im sorry maybe get a new roof?
GeneralMotors 23
yes. you are very wrong.
BangBangz 0
Yeah; silly you. -sarcastic-
Luvmehateme292 0
Um...why is there a person between your legs...?
Arraggatis 0
I agree. Who needs a kitchen anyways?
camartinez23 0
silly silly silly ;)