Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I came home to a flooded apartment and water still pouring from the ceiling. The woman who lives above me is shocked that I would consider her responsible for the damage and doesn't think she should have to pay for it. FML
Today, I got stuck with a water-damaged kitchen. The manufacturer says their warranty doesn't cover it as it's a user error, my insurance says they don't cover it as it's a manufacturer error. FML
Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML
Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
No, how could you be so mistaken? The purpose of a roof is for protecting basilisks, he who should not be named, an other demonic forces from crossing over into the mortal world.
enonymous 9
My roof only protects me from the Government stealing my grandma's cookie recipe.
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Comments (157)
mariahjoomeh 0
Tee hee, silly you OP.
chocolatedream 0
this is the first fml that has made me lol hahahahahahahahahaha I love sarcasm! :)
xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6
buy some wellies! problem solved haha
Acadania 0
silly op!
polysyllabist 3
I didn't know landlords could stipulate that you rent a place "as is"
Lidiya8lml 0
your landlord is really stupid. Did he/she get a 2nd grade education?
TheIronWaffle 0
silly homeowner is silly
Lehk 9
don't pay any rent until it's fixed, deduct the cost of any of your property damaged by the rain from the amount you do pay when the fix is complete, if you landlord tries to give you shit about this, wreck the place and refuse to leave until the get a court eviction.
lmaopanda 7
so I'm guessing that your landlord has a shitty roof too since, you know, it's normal.
samicna 4
habitability issue I say ! check your local laws and call fair housing to get the you need to fight this slum lord!!